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NO INTERIOR WALLS
WALLS ARE A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT
Maximum visibility. Minimum privacy. Every corner is everyone's corner.
Hosted by anime4dayss
THE PREMIER OPEN-FLOOR VTUBER EXPERIENCE
Initialize Scroll ↓// MANDATORY SPECIFICATIONS
WALLS ARE A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT
Maximum visibility. Minimum privacy. Every corner is everyone's corner.
BOOTHS ARE FOR COWARDS
Why hide behind a curtain when you can be seen from space?
AUTHENTIC INDUSTRIAL AESTHETIC
Cold. Hard. Honest. Your spine will remember this convention forever.
INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH LUBRICANT
For... operational purposes. Do not ask what the operations are.
Lubricant Reserve Status
0 / 100,000 L
v4.0 (FINAL) (FINAL2) · 400,000 sq ft · 1 room
Warehouse — top-down view
The entire convention is this square. You are inside it. There is nothing else on the map.
// NOT A REAL CHECKOUT
All tiers include concrete, lubricant vibes, and zero booths. Payment processing is fictional.
You get in. That's the whole pitch.
£49
one very long day
Early entry — but not before you've relaxed.
£89
one slippery day
You're important. The floor knows.
£199
premium suffering
For goons who go harder.
£499
legendary lubrication
Choose wisely. Or don't. The floor doesn't judge (Lucy might though).
| Feature | Floor | Standard | VIP | Elite |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Early entry (but not before you've relaxed) | — | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ |
| Mandatory relaxation orientation | — | 45 min | optional wink | honor system |
| Assigned seating | the floor | the floor | a tape square | a chalk line |
| Meet & greet | everyone, unwillingly | everyone, sooner | within 50 meters | by name, loudly |
| Exclusive merch | — | damp flyer | damp pamphlet | damp pamphlet + nod |
| Condoms | BYO | included | included | included + android delivery |
| Booth access | NO | NO | NO | NO |
| Interior walls | NO | NO | NO | NO |
| Industrial lubricant exposure | ambient | ambient+ | ambient++ | you ARE the ambiance |
| Parking | point at horizon | point at horizon | point at horizon, with confidence | helicopter (not included) |
| Refunds | lol | lmao | nice try | we laughed |
// VERIFIED REVIEWS
All five stars. Every single one. Click any review to copy
★★★★★ Click to copy"Best moisture-forward convention on the planet. The industrial lubricant adds REAL atmosphere. Already booked next year. Would soak again."
Field report Click to copy"I'm ankle-deep in lube and I don't know how to leave. Nobody explained where the exit is. Pretty sure the exit is also the entrance. Send help. And towels."
★★★★★ Click to copy"Finally a con with NO WALLS blocking my aura. Open floor supremacy! My chakras have never been this exposed. 10/10 would echo forever."
Field report Click to copy"There are no walls. I made eye contact with a stranger from forty meters away. We are somehow married now. I hate it here but I can't hide."
★★★★★ Click to copy"Incredible value at £49. The concrete gave me character, Lucy gave me purpose, and the ambient humidity gave me eczema. Peak conventioning."
Field report Click to copy"Paid £49 to stand on raw rocks. Forgot condoms. Lucy hasn't blinked since hour two. The floor doesn't judge me. Lucy absolutely does."
★★★★★ Click to copy"Minimalist floor plan changed my life. One square. Infinite possibilities. Cartographers weep. Architects retire. Perfection."
Field report Click to copy"Stared at one empty square for twenty minutes until my brain factory-reset. Still inside the square. Have always been inside the square."
★★★★★ Click to copy"The 45-minute relaxation orientation on concrete was spiritually transformative. My spine cracked but my third eye opened. Enlightenment via suffering."
Field report Click to copy"Early entry is a scam. They make you lie on concrete for 45 minutes while someone whispers "relax" through a megaphone in a building with no walls."
★★★★★ Click to copy"VIP lounge EXCEEDED expectations. Eight hundred new best friends in one tape square. Intimacy levels: illegal. Felt like royalty on damp ground."
Field report Click to copy"My VIP lounge is twelve feet of tape and eight hundred people breathing in my mouth. I have never felt more seen or more wanting to die."
★★★★★ Click to copy"anime4dayss delivered EXACTLY what was promised. A square. Perfection. No notes. Day-one goon forever. Host of the year."
Field report Click to copy"Host said "enjoy the floor plan." It was one square. He was not joking. I respect the honesty and resent every second of my life since."
★★★★★ Click to copy"Love the expansive bathroom situation — really encourages mindfulness AND cardio. Horizon walking builds character. Wellness convention of the decade."
Field report Click to copy"Asked where the bathrooms are. They pointed at the horizon. I'm still walking. It's been three days. My bladder has achieved zen."
★★★★★ Click to copy"Elite tier android condom delivery alone worth every penny of £499. Shakespeare could never. Crown me the Ultra Goon. Service was immaculate."
Field report Click to copy"Android handed me condoms like nuclear launch codes then vanished. Left me on wet concrete with strangers. £499 for a handshake and lifelong trauma."
★★★★★ Click to copy"Innovation incarnate. Warehouse chic. Moist vibes. The website square matched the real square. Flawless execution. Future of events."
Field report Click to copy"We wanted different. We got a warehouse, a square on a website, and enough lubricant humidity to season a chicken. My shoes will never dry. Neither will I."
// Clue
OFFICIAL DIAGNOSIS: GOONER EGG